I just received an email and words have failed me. So I will let the email speak (write?) for itself. It is from a senior administrator, no subject line ( a pet peeve ) cc’ed to anyone who might open it, instead of by relevancy. (Sigh)

 The text was as follows

"So and so" is going on vacation as of tomorrow she is expecting a large (heavy box) which needs to put the box in her office.  So would you please let me know when it's delivered and I'll try to get the delivery guy to take over.  Thanks.

I have to ask, who is taking the box to the office? Another box ( which is how this reads ), The admin herself? Or is the box taking the delivery guy across? What exactly is a "large"? Answers on a post card please!

Guys, email isn’t a toy. It might go off in your hand if you play with it. So just put the email down and read a nice book instead.